I blame global warming.
Humans are being gradually conditioned to the slowly but surely rising heat, with every passing year. To keep our fragile species comfortable, office thermostats have been insidiously creeping up for years. What, like we aren't going to notice? So, TV newsrooms and studios, among many other places, just aren't as cold as they used to be. Alas, not the most pokie-friendly environment. (One obvious exception being Fox "Cheesecake 'R Us" News Channel, as nippy as ever -- obviously, no global warming there, duh -- which only serves to prove my theory.)
Therefore, global warming = newsbabe pokies teetering on the verge of extinction. It's an irretrievable loss for humanity, or at least half of it, unless we take decisive action and do something about the thermostat crisis now.
Of course, I've only watched Bloomberg online for the last decade, so am not qualified to comment on anything else. On that particular channel, hardly a week goes by without some pokies... or, better yet, visible areola contours... now that's rare, and a thing of beauty. Maybe there's still hope for humanity, after all.
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