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Author:	slowpoke [ Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:45 pm ]
Post subject:	CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY > > > Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. > > Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. > > Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. > > Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. > > Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. > > Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind > car gets exhausted. > > Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money. > > War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left. > > Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night. > > It takes many nails to build a crib; only one screw to fill it. > > Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. > > Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. > > Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in batcave. > > Man who fishes in other man' s well often catches crabs. > > Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . . . > > A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!

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