maestrodawg65 wrote:
This lady has got some torpedoes!
There is a test that if your boobs touch a wall before your nose, you'd fail. Well, in this case Emily would fail miserably.

We used to have what was known as the "Two Arm Test", whereby you took two widths of the lady's arm and put them together. If the b00b stuck out further than the two arms combined, then that lady was a "H00ter Mama"... that's Junior High guys' minds for ya!
I am eyeballing our candidate and I am thinking she qualifies for that honor!!!
